
Judge Stuart MacBride
2010 Festival Programme Chair and renowned author Stuart MacBride chose ‘But is it Art?’ by Peter Caunt of Walton Park, Harrogate as the winner of the Harrogate Advertiser short story competition, with Stephen Toase of Sowerby penning the runner up story.
Many thanks to all who entered and congratulations to the winning writers!
The Winning Entry
But is it Art?
“It’s amazing just how much mess a shotgun makes.â€
Graham looked at the splatter pattern on the wall, still dripping red onto the floor.
“So what do you think?â€
Graham turned to his assistant, “And we clean this up every few hours and he does it again?â€
Tarquin nodded, “That’s the idea. People seem to like it.â€
“And he uses a real shotgun?â€
“It’s very authentic. Apart from the blood of course. He just blasts at a plastic bag full of red paint.â€
Graham closed his eyes.
Tarquin went on, “Look there are plenty of precedents. We even have a ‘Jackson Pollock’ hanging in the other gallery.â€
“I know about abstract art, but this is more ..â€
“It’s performance art. The people come to see him creating it, not just to view the final result.â€
“But the artist, he was convicted of armed robbery, you say.â€
Tarquin’s eyes twinkled, “That’s the beauty of it, gives the whole thing a lot of street cred. We’ve had some young visitors, people who’ve never been to a gallery before.â€
Graham was still a little jet lagged and was regretting leaving Tarquin in charge, “But this must be expensive to run, having to clean up. He can’t do that many performances a day. And I see you’ve dropped the entry chargeâ€
“But the crowds have been huge. They enjoy the participation in the art.â€
Graham hardly dared ask, “What participation?â€
“Ah, that’s the best bit. After he’s produced the splatter he threatens the crowd with the shotgun. They pay up and love it.â€
“I’m sorry, he commits armed robbery multiple times a day in our gallery?â€
“As I said, it’s very authentic. He normally collects about five hundred a day. “
Tarquin looked at Graham’s reddening face then added, “And we get sixty-five percent.â€
© Peter Caunt